Those commercials are annoying, “Are you suffering from erectile disfunction?”
Or those “Have a HAPPY period” commercials

I seriously doubt you’ll answer my drunken email after 3 days,call it a hunch.Disappointing,even if it was a no
Ya know what else?They always say that if you coat peanut butter on one side of a piece of bread and accidentally drop it on the floor,it will ALWAYS land pb-side-DOWN! Well,I ran this experiment 5 times,and…it happened every time…but that proves NOTHING! It’s a plot hatched by Peter Pan and the Skippy kid to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Also,American citizens are still under the illusion that they actully ELECT their President,when,in fact,2 dozen guys who are descendants of blue-bloods actually do that FOR us!That is completely secondary to the peanut butter thing,though…

I am sketical of Sham-Wows. As Slutty Pinapple says.
I finally figured out what they are and I do NOT believe those commercials.

Man made climate change, they haven’t proven it yet you know! At the moment is just the media carrying on like the dickheads they are.

Hair regrowth products and the existence of Sasquatch.

lol EHarmony

Women with Adam’s Apples.

im with you on the male enhancement stuff.
its like
dude
will this stuff really give someone a big weiner?
and yeah.