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We had a little to much to drink, the kids were at my parents house… we rented a few “movies” on demand….. before you knew it the camera was out. I originally thought I was going to be the photographer, but she convinced me otherwise… I was a little concerned , but she assured me their was no film in the camera….well I must have been caught up in the moment because the camera was a Polaroid and I did’nt even notice the pictures flying out of it. Now there’s a brochure on the dining room table ( which, of course is now a pool table, but you all know that story). She said she sent it to all our friends and neighbors….. how can she be so cold and ruthless? Plus , should’nt I get some kind of money for that?
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I’m sure this will turn you into a local star. Do you know how many times I tried out for that valtrex Commercial? I practiced that line “I’m outbreak free and happy as can be”. Needless to say I didn’t get the part but you should be grateful. The awkward stares and giggles from the neighbors kids will eventually die down. Definitely capitalize on your success of the brochure. Sorry Ted I think I’m going to have to side with the wife (as much as I hate too)
and where exactly can I find this brochure?
Is she trying to prove her comment to the lovely people at subway?
Ted I thought I taught you better! Never pose during drunken photo moments. It only makes it harder to destroy evidence. Well you must retaliate! You could always try doing the same but have her picture on the before for the slim fast commercial.
WOW what a cold hearted woman. seriously that is just wrong and embarassing. iw ould make sure that she knew how that makes you feel and tell her she owes you an apology and until you get an apology you will not be spending much tim with her and her childish ways.
Look, if you’re secretly writing scripts for an upcoming sitcom, we should be getting something for our input. Well at least some people anyway.
By the way..which enhancement brochure…in case I need a good belly laugh…..
you can sue for it, they cant use your nudes without your permission.
Funny though, you need to write fiction
Some people achieve fame through greatness, and others………
You so had that one coming!
(#11?!?!? I am very upset with you mister!)
Maybe it is her idea of retaliation for the pool table. Then again maybe she is trying to tell you something. Maybe you should go for the enhancement pills. She is only sharing these photos to get your friends to agree with her. You can show her up (in more ways than one) by telling her that you will take the pills so she can be satisfied. Later tell her you took a months worth in one week and be ready for Friday as it is working better than expected! Come Friday, lube up a baseball bat…You know the rest.