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My pet turtle is making me look bad. I want to know how to safely cut his natural penis loin cloth and to extend his penis to about 3 centimeters (3 inch converted to human-size) so that he can have more pleasure in his short life.
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WOW…you have got to be joking haha
this is crazy
your going to kill your turtle
u cant extend its dick what are u 3?
ur sooo stupid ur a retard
and u face a prison sentance because tht classes as animal cruelty thts 12 months in prison!!!!!!
greatest question I have ever seen on Yahoo Answers.
Give ti some ginseng, of course much less then human dosage…don’t wanna kill the little guy.
Don’t bother with his penis, female turtles don’t need much. If I were you I would just build up his confidence by saying nice things to him.
Erm….wow. For your turtle’s sake, I hope this is a joke.