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Here is what happened with us.
The wife orders these Extends pills and shows them to me and says,
“Honey, I got these for you. They will let you ‘perform’ better and give you an increase in size.”
Naturally I’m all for improving myself, including my ‘performance and size deficiencies’ so I say to my little love-chicken, “Say, this could be fun! Let me see that box”
She hands it over and I reach out and pinch her nose. She opens her mouth up real wide and I dump the whole freakin’ box down her cake-hole. “Ladies first, I yell” before I storm off to watch TV sports.
Now I’m thinking that’s the end of that- wrong!
About a half hour later she hollers out, “Hammer, get up here NOW!!!”
I run upstairs and she’s buck-naked, perched up on top of the headboard, drooling and sweating and her clickerish is swollen up to the size of a golf ball! She proceeds to greatly pleasure me with her sexual attack over the next 3 hours. Who knows, we might make love more often now.
So they definitely increase performance. And that increase in size? Well that was kind of fun, too.
Anyone have similar experiences?
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Hahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was hysterical.
Do you have the 800 number for those pills? My wife hasn’t had sex with me since the 1990’s. I could probably slip it in that gallon of ice cream she has for desert every night.
God I hope she doesn’t want to be on top!
I love the commercial for it.
I wonder how low you have to be on the acting food chain to be THAT guy…lol
For some reason I can’t get “STOP…. Hammer time” out of my head
Weird..
Clickerish? I can’t stop laughing.
I AM rolling on the floor now!
yes.